We Had A Good Old Fashioned Youth Football Donnybrook Between Parents Over The Weekend

Ahhhh the lovely sights and sounds of mid-October. The leaves are falling, Barstool’s resident Yankees fans are squawking while up to their eyeballs in some sort of controversy, and parents of elementary school kids are trying to knock each others blocks off over pee wee football. Autumn truly is the most beautiful season here in the U.S. of A.

I’m not blaming this guy, though. If you are a Pop Warner football coach, I feel like your natural reaction is to attack someone when there is a scrum on the field. It’s just simple instincts. If a doctor’s hammer hits a human’s knee, that human is going to kick. And if a person not wearing your team’s colors merely touches a Football Guy’s player (regardless of if it’s a ref, an opposing parent, or an opposing player that is 10-years-old) that Football Guy is going to throw hands. Plain and simple.

In fact, the biggest twist in that video was this Bos-looking dude walking in like the Terminator and not clearing out the entire field like a fresh superstar wrestler entering the Royal Rumble.

That guy had it all. The sunglasses, the high and tight haircut, and the Don’t Give A Fuck attitude of wearing white pants after Labor Day. Instead he got slapped around before the brouhaha becoming a family affair, which NOBODY was ready for.

As they always say, a family that fights during Pop Warner games together, stays together.

Alternate Blog Headline: Does This Look Like The Face Of A Football Guy That Was Involved In A Pee Wee Football Fight?

Alternate Blog: Yes. Yes it does. Like scarily accurate to the point I feel like this guy was created in a lab to be involved in a video like this.