Tom Brady Making Massage Parlor Jokes On Netflix Is Beyond Preposterous

Paul Rudd’s new series “Living With Yourself” dropped on Netflix today and it was announced ahead of time that Tom Brady would be making a cameo. What was not announced was that his cameo would be HIM STEPPING OUT OF A STRIP MALL MASSAGE PARLOR WITH THE WORLD’S BIGGEST SMILE GLUED ON HIS PERFECTLY CRAFTED FACE. Incredible. Bravo. Bravissimo. Give that video the $100,000 prize because you cannot write comedy better than this.

According to Wikipedia, the filming of this show happened in 2018. Long before Orchids of Asia Spa Gate took place. Which also means it happened before he won number six, even though the intended joke that was written is a clear nod to the amount of Lombardis he’s racked up. Incredibly cocky but ultimately not wrong. Regardless of the joke’s initial intent, I don’t know how this stayed in the show after everything that went down. Clearly Tom knew he filmed this, surely the writers and editors of this show have watched the news this year, and yet still, up against all odds, this joke still made it to air. Which, by my estimation, makes it one of the greatest jokes of all time in terms of overall outrageousness. Especially since, even without the Florida rub-n-tug layer the writers never saw coming, Tom was completely comfortable with a bit where he gets his hog cranked after every single Super Bowl victory. What a legend.