Heidi Klum Dominated Halloween, Per Usual... I Think?

Halloween is the best, but also the worst.  It’s the best because we’re #blessed with scantily clad coeds like this….

… but it’s also the worst because we have assholes who do shit like this:

Dickheads.  Any dude who takes more than 5 mins to put their costume together can kiss my ass.

Me personally?  I do the same thing every year.  Throw on my 1990’s Bears crew neck, some khakis, gas station aviators, a Bears hat and a mustache.  Boom.  Done.  Ditka always plays in Chicago.  It’s a conversation starter too.  Thank me for my service

But Heidi Klum went dominated the day, per usual.  And by dominated I mean I think she dominated?  I can’t tell if I’m brainwashed by her attractiveness and love her get up this year or not.  Nevertheless her costume is all over the internet right now and it’s kinda awesome (I think) aside from being time consuming to put together.  Spending time doing things is the absolute worst thing in the world.  Just awful.  There is NOTHING worse than consuming time on anything other than watching TV and chilling on the couch.

All of that said Heidi Klum can do whatever the fuck she wants.  46 years old and still a SMOKE.  One of the GOATS and that is indisputable.

Oh and apparently she’s the “Queen of Halloween”.  Last year she went as Jessica Rabbit

and the year before she went as a Werewolf from MJ’s Thriller music video

But like I said, still one of the GOATs