Giancarlo Stanton Wants Strasburg AND Cole, Should Be Promoted To Co-GM Immediately
I've taken it upon myself to promote Giancarlo Stanton to Co-GM where he will have say over every move made this offseason. Strasburg AND Cole. Yup, done deal. You just take half of the money owed to you over the remainder of you contract and send that over to both of those guys via the Cash App and we'll be all set. Sounds good to you? Fantastic.
This offseason is going to kill me. Everyday we're going to get something that'll get me even more excited. Yesterday it was CC saying he's already spoken to Cole about pitching in New York. Today it's Giancarlo fully endorsing getting both guys. Tomorrow it'll probably be a shitty Jon Heyman tweet about the Yankees interest that means nothing.
P.S. I cringe every time we see a TMZ camera guy finding an athlete or celeb outside a restaurant and asking these questions. Obviously it's their job and I'm not here to knock that, but the encounter is just always so awkward.