This Dominican Kid Hitting Bottle Caps Shot Via Slingshot Is The Future Face Of Baseball

I’m not even being 1% sarcastic of facetious when I say I want the Red Sox to sign this kid right this second. Don’t care how old he is. Don’t care really anything about him. I’ve seen all I need to see to know the next, next, next great slugger to grace the game. Like I already see them playing this video at the start of his Hall of Fame induction at Cooperstown in 2050. The Dominican Republic has turned out nothing but stud after stud and stuff like this is exactly why. Oh you grew up playing baseball by practicing with baseballs from pitching machines? That’s cute. Little man here is crafting the greatest hand-eye coordination in history by lacing ropes to all fields hitting bottle caps hapless shot towards him via slingshot. A baseball probably looks like Jupiter to this kid. He sees every stitch on that ball, picking up spin rate before the pitcher even throws it. If there isn’t a bidding war going on right now over the future rights over this kid then every GM in the MLB should be fired because this is the most obvious no-brainer since the Red Sox put Babe Ruth on the market.