Tis The Season! Floyd Mayweather Hands Out Holiday Bonuses At Miami Strip Club

Tis the season! Say what you want about Floyd, but don't you dare say he isn't generous. The man took time out of his busy schedule of looking like an asshole...

…to do some actual good for once. By my estimation that was at least fifty thousand dollars spent on those two ladies. Granted half of it will be stolen by bouncers, the wait staff, bartenders, other strippers, and the general lowlife scum that frequent the establishment but still, it's the thought that counts. He essentially gave them a holiday bonus. How nice would that be- you show up to work and get a surprise $25,000 bonus? I'd start stripping tomorrow if it meant I could make that kind of money.
My only concern is that Floyd doesn't know what he's doing. The man can't read so I'm assuming he can't count either. There's also no way he knows how much money is an appropriate amount to spend because, well, he's an idiot. One of the dumbest humans on the planet. Which is why it will be SO satisfying when he runs out money. Yeah, he'll make a shit ton for his comeback fight, but he'll find a way to spend it. He always does….Take it away, Fif!