Billionaire Elon Musk Says He Doesn't Have Any Cash

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MSN- Elon Musk says he doesn’t have a lot of cash. Musk’s wealth came up in the second day of his testimony before a federal jury in Los Angeles where the Tesla Inc. and SpaceX chief executive is on trial over a tweet in which he referred to a British cave expert as a “pedo guy.” After an unsuccessful objection from his lawyer, Musk told the jury he has Tesla stock, and SpaceX stock, with debt against those holdings, and his net worth is about $20 billion. But contrary to public opinion, he said, he didn’t have much cash. Musk finished testifying after a total of about six hours on the stand over two days.

Caver Vernon Unsworth sued Musk over the “pedo guy” tweet, which the CEO called “a flippant, off-the-cuff insult.” Musk said he was responding to Unsworth’s criticism of Musk’s effort to help rescue members of a Thai soccer team from a flooded cave in 2018. Musk and engineers at his companies prepared a mini submarine to help with the rescue efforts. The 12 kids,aged 11 to 16, and their coach were ultimately saved without the sub. 

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ELON MUSK SAYS HE’S CASH POOR WAHHHHHHHHHHH

What an assssssssssssssssssshole. So for those that don’t know, Elon Musk is in defamation court for calling a heroic cave diver a “pedo guy” in Thailand for no reason and yesterday he was asked about his financials to which Elon answered, “Well yeah I have a billions and billions and billions of dollars buuuuuuuuuut I don’t have much cash to my name.” Get. The. Fuck. Outta. Here.

And yes, I know what Elon Musk is saying when he says he doesn’t have a lot of cash. He’s saying that most of his billions of dollars of net worth are tied up in stocks and investments and blah blah blah but just hearing a guy like Elon Musk say he doesn’t have much cash makes me wanna puke. You got cash dude, don’t stand in that court room and try to convince people otherwise. Nobody feels bad for you.

Something tells me Elon isn’t gonna be heading to a soup kitchen any time soon

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