Bryce "Thug Nasty" Mitchell Just Pulled Off The Second Ever TWISTER Submission In UFC History

THUG NASTY!!! THUG NASTY!!! THUG NASTY!!!

Bryce Mitchell is one of the more eccentric characters the UFC has seen in quite some time, if you're asking me, and he just proved that he ain't all hype when he pulled off the second TWISTER in UFC history - the first being The Korean Zombie's over Leonard Garcia in 2011! Unbelievable! Oh, and hearing the shock in every commentator's voice as he was applying it just made the whole thing that much better. Wish we coulda seen Rogan's live reaction.

Allow back things up real quick, though, just to give any new fans an idea of who Bryce Mitchell is.

I believe the first time Thug Nasty came across my radar was when he tore his nutsack open in a powerdrilling accident...

After that whole incident and the way he handled it, I think it's fair to say everybody was in Bryce's corner going into his next bout, and he fuckin capitalized in every way possible! He showcased hysterical pre-fight analysis, a superb performance in the cage, and he delivered an ALL TIME post-fight interview and presser!

Tonight, he made his return to the octagon following the figuring-out of his "Jerry Springer shit" at home, and kept that Thug Nasty train rolling when he literally wrung his opponent out to dry like he was a good pair of boxers full of nutsack blood. Pulling off a TWISTER at this level had to earn him a bonus, it'll probably earn him Submission of the Year at the buzzer, and it's GOTTA earn him a hell of a lot more fans, I hope. 

As Eryk Anders put it…

"That’s gonna a long way in Arkansas."

Give this man a main card spot in his next fight, and make sure he's got some god damn camo shorts!!! What more does he have to do?! Homeboy is chokin out deer for christ's sake!

I gotta get him on My Mom's Basement real soon.