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BSC 2019 Top 20 Countdown - #8 Susanna

This is the 13th entry in the Barstool Chicago Top 20 Moments of 2019 blog series. The list is coming from our perspective as 4 dudes who got the job of a lifetime exactly one year ago.  

We covered this list in person at the December 20th live show. We're following it up on our podcasts to close out the year under following schedule: 

#20-16: Red Line Radio 12/23

#15-11: Dog Walk 12/23

#10-6: Red Line Radio 12/30 

#5-1: Dog Walk 12/30

#20 Eddie & Pres In Vegas 

#19 Miller Lite Sailboat

#18 Keeping The Watch Party At Declan's Alive

#17 St. Patrick's Day Got Rowdy

#16 March Madness In Wrigley

#15 Dee Brown Comes On Red Line Radio

#14 The Coldest Day In History

#13 Becoming Best Friends With Jeremy Roenick

#12 Going To The Joffrey Ballet

#11 Repeated WSD Blogging Errors

#10 Bears vs. Packers FanDuel Live Stream

#9 Burger King Manager Goes On Dog Walk

#8 Susanna

Susanna you sweet sweet lady. You naughty girl. With permission, I still fondly remember not just the buoyancy of her rack but it's overall quality. Probably some of the most underrated jugs of 2019 if we're being honest and we are because this is a Carl blog and I'm a straight shooter. 

Speaking of double finger pistols - that's my preferred jumbotron move if you don't have nachos or a full beer. If you have nachos then you obviously crush a big serving of nachos on the jumbotron. Everyone loves nachos and it's funny watching someone take down a handful. They have to turn their head to the side. There's cheese oozing between the fingers. Maybe some sour cream sneaking over the top. That's always a funny visual to me. And then obviously you can always chug your beer. That's a classic. And then to me, the best prop-less move is double finger pistols one after the other. Empty and holster those six shooters then thank me later when the babes start swarming the 300-level. Trust me I'm an expert as evidenced by the fact THIS IS A BLOG ABOUT SUSANNA

Caarrrrllllll stop day drinking

It's a national holiday and we're here to celebrate BIG moments. Not just big ones. And this was a big moment because I think it made people laugh but more importantly it kinda sparked the Bears back to life for us for a couple more weeks. Granted the Rams loss essentially ended the season but now I'm going down a rabbit hole. Happy thoughts. Happy places. 

Susanna. 

What a nice woman. What a great tailgate. And let's not forge that our favorite Detroit based Cougar knows her way to a man's heart:

Who would think my jumbotron nacho tangent would be the 2nd weirdest thing about nachos in this blog? 

opens refreshing great tasting less filling 

Not this fucking guy

Up Next: #7 Mouse Gate