Tyson Fury Is A Wanker

In an interview after last night's presser for his rematch with Deontay Wilder on February 22nd, Tyson Fury told reporters that he jerks-off 7 times a day as part of his training regimen.

Seven.

Beating-off has long been linked to physical fitness.  Hormones, such as dopamine, norepinephrine, and oxytocin, all increase during and following sexual climax. These hormones positively affect mood and could influence the mental aspect of exercise by improving a person's frame of mind and motivation during a workout.

Plus it's just sometimes nice to smack that nasty poison out of you, amirite?

To test Tyson's unorthodox process, I attempted to masturbate 7 times before penning this insanely short blog.  

I miraculously made it to 4 before I started to experience pain in my back, and that fourth "discharge" was mainly dust and warm air.

If anyone reading cares to try for 7 today, lemme know how you make out... No pictures, please.

I am now going to smoke a nice Chesterfield and maybe grab a nap... Full breakdown and prediction for this fight closer to the date, but right now I am leaning towards the guy that is spending his training time beating something other than his own meat.

Take a report.

-Large