The Rest Of The NL East Is On Notice Now That Noah Syndergaard Is Getting JACKED In The Offseason

I guess one way to have shlep fans stop calling you Fat Thor is by getting into better shape than the Norse God himself. Jesus Christ. For the last couple years, Mets fans have been waiting for Noah to put all his tools together and win a Cy Young. Granted, we haven't been too upset with our ace winning those Cy Youngs. But if Noah is going to fuck around and get into the best shape of his life, the Mets can do some damage out there. I'm not talking about the "Best Shape Of His Life" that 90% of baseball players are reported to be in by beat reporters that are doing them a favor. I'm talking best shape of his life because his team is about to go from being owned by two broke bois to being owned by the richest owner in baseball. If Noah wants to cash in on some of some Steve Cohen money, avoid having to move to a new city in a few years, and enjoy all the "perks" New York has to offer, being able to throw a ball so hard that it appears lightning bolts are fly out of it is a hell of a way to start.

And yes I realize the Mets Twitter account probably pulled up this message so they had that stupid Photoshop picture ready to roll in case this workout leads to a similar result, which means pretty much another lost season.

But #PessimismSZN doesn't start until the game after Opening Day, since the Mets always win Game 1. Until then, we are basking in the good vibes of Steve Cohen coming to save the team and our number 2 pitcher looking like a brick shithouse.

We. Gotta. Believe.