Jeff Passan Laughing In The Face of Jared Carrabis About Alex Cora Is All-Time

I stan Jeff Passan. What a king. Carrabis ambushed him on Section 10 to try and find a little positivity in HIS former manager and best friend being the ring leader in one of the biggest cheating scandals of all time. Passan laughed in his face. He called his attempt to spin his way out of this pathetic. Little rocket man just exploded before even getting off the ground. I love you Jeff. 

In case you were wondering, this would fall under the denial stage in the Carrabis Grief Cycle, created by this genius on Twitter. I respect him misspelling scandal because nothing can truly be perfect. 

Please refer to this chart for the rest of the year as Jared attempts to make Alex Cora look like God and blame the Yankees for starting the next World War. 

Stay hot Rocket!