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Gigi and Bella Hadid Eat Just Like Us!

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I love finding out two of the hottest girls alive eat just like us.  Not pictured: an Italian beef sandwich and Keystone Light aka the biggest dietary need of the common person:

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Speaking of which, I’m going to drive out to the suburbs tonight to indulge in Al’s Pizza aka the best pizza one can possibly find anywhere on earth.  Caution: the following pictures are NSFW as they’re hardcore pornography:

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It’s really good to know I can look like a peak physical specimen by going to town on pizza, pasta and other carbohydrate loaded meals as well.  In fact maybe if I eat enough of it, I’ll get up to the Hadid sisters on the hotness scale: