Doctors Are Begging Men To Stop Masturbating With Banana Peels
Sexual peeling.
Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate — the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media.
When I log onto the internet every day, I truly don't know what I'm going to stumble upon. It's one of the thrills of this awesome job. One day OBJ is slapping a cop on the ass and the next folks are jerking off with banana peels.
It all started with a Reddit post 7 months ago:
One person commented:
SOURCE-I have been doing it for years and it's great. It is the closest thing there is to a blow job. Trust me. I have had hundreds of them. Just wrap a towel around them to catch. The cum. This guy must have been using rotten ones. I have never had a problem with the juice.
I assume this guy is a troll, but a doctor recently has advised people to not masturbate with a banana peel:
However, Dr. Diana Gill of prescription service Doctor-4-U cautions against the perverse practice. “You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection,” Gill told the Sun. Not only that, but she claims a person with a fruit or latex allergy could be more susceptible to a reaction from a banana skin.
Patient: "I have a rash…"
Doctor: "Okay, where is it?"
Patient: "Well…"
Doctor: "Oh, okay….just take off your pants. How did this occur?"
Patient: "A banana peel."
How would you even react to such a thing if you were a doctor?
However, supporters of the organic orgasm inducer feel it’s too good to pass up. Subscribers to JackInWorld, the self-proclaimed “Ultimate Male Masturbation Resource,” gave the “banana man” 4.5 out of 5 stars with 359 votes cast so far. The site also provides a tutorial on how to perform the act and even advised warming the peel for added effect.
I will go a long way for the blog game, but I stop at going deep into JackInWorld. I will not go on that website. You can if you want to, but I will not. You have to draw a line somewhere and that's where my line is.