Hilarious Dead Lady Absolutely ROASTS Cubs' Owner Tom Ricketts From The Grave

This is why Sports will always be the absolute best. Joanne DeVrieze was 95 years old. She had 5 kids and was a devout Catholic. She traveled to the home-bound to deliver communion. She volunteered in the choir and made macaroni and cheese for her grandkids. She survived 10 different siblings - 8 sisters and 2 brothers. She enjoyed playing cards with her friends and making other people smile through kind acts. For all objective measures, Joanne DeVrieze was an outstanding human, dedicating her life to God, family and community.

And even so, when it comes to sports, she's just as hardcore as the rest of us. Probably up til midnight on the livestream with me, ripping rally cigs and hoping David Bote has one more 3-run bomb in him. Probably pacing the apartment and asking WHO THE FUCK IS DAVID FUCKING PHELPS while he gets a groundball double play. Probably still furious with the Soriano contract and how we refuse to reconcile with Sammy Sosa. But most importantly, she's aint happy with the impoverished Ricketts family holding back her bullpen. Not even in death can she let that shit go, which is exactly how it should be. 

Viva La Sports.

Viva La Joanne DeVrieze.