How Many Beers Would You Drink With This Smokeshow?

Idk about you guys but I would probably drink a somewhere between 13 and one zillion great tasting less filling heyhowyadoins and that's coming from a married guy that buys his CBD Ben Gay in bulk 

I can't even imagine the volume some of you younger whipper snappers would post in a shootout with that rocket. I feel like Saturday day beers with her would be a real game 7 atmosphere. Whatever it takes to get to a zillion. Just leave it on the field/in the beer garden and give me your best effort. Talent like that commands nothing less.

And on the subject of ZB's can we get a shoutout to the Chicago merch that got pumped in the store this week? Support the cause and buy a shirt