Wake Up With A Perfect 300 Game

Broadcasting sports is tricky because you never know where you're going to capture history next. Certainly the folks in Lake Placid didn't see a Miracle in an advance. And I can promise you those at the South Point Casino Convention Hall in 2012 in front of a National TV audience didn't think Belmonte would go 300. Well guess what guys. He did. 

This gets me so jacked up because it's championship week in the Echo Logistics Co-Ed Wednesday night friendly league. And surprise surprise, I find myself in the finals alongside some extremely big swinging dicks. Although to be fair I carry low scratch. 

Point is a lot of people didn't think I'd come back from my honeymoon ready for action. People said NO WAY CARL. Well that was before I crashed the Zillion Beers Wedding fresh off the Arubian shores. That was before I made a pitstop to turn Las Vegas inside out on the backs of 2-for-1 mimosas at the Denny's on Fremont. Before I had a fine Spanish tapas style beef sandwich. All of that shit was before you knew I was coming home with a mean streak. 

So where are the haters now? Probably setting up the bumpers at the their local alleys because you're nothing but a bunch of pussies. 

Personally, I'll be over here stitching up some extra protections into my knee brace, memorizing oil patterns at Diversey River Bowl. 

Like I said it's Championship Week.