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style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/8ukSOnV" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/2091351/the-chicago-bears-are-reportedly-going-after-teddy-bridgewater"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>Fuck that noise.  He moves the needle marginally and hasn't proven he can win SHIT.  Nothing, zip, nada, nil, zilch.  But ya know who has proven he can win on the game's biggest stage?</p><p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:0.9395465994962217;width:100%"></p><p>Big Dick Nick Foles, that's who!!!  Fuck outta here with Teddy Bridgewater.  Give me the guy who a mere<u><strong> 7 </strong></u>seasons ago put up these numbers:</p><p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy" style="aspect-ratio:12.320754716981131;width:100%"></p><p>Sure, he hasn't had more than 7 TD passes in a single season since 2015 but he took down the big bad wolves in Tom Brady and Bill Bellichick in what was a historic post season run in 2017-18:</p><p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy" style="aspect-ratio:6.107843137254902;width:100%"></p><p>DOMINATION.  Super Bowl MVP.  Gun slinger.  Cocksman.  Kingslayer.  Nick Foles has all of that in spades and is who you, a Chicago Bears fan, should want leading your offense in 2020-21.</p><p>Just gotta keep him healthy and if history is any indicator, we have <strong><u>no reason to believe</u></strong> he won't be starting 16 games in 2020-21, assuming there is in fact a football season.  Thank god Pace came to his senses, listened to me and passed on Bridgewater.  Smartest thing he's done in forever.  Now let's sit back, relax, and strap it down to some of Nick Foles' best passes:</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/IkzeSF0" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqGTjWcla3U"></a></div></div></div><p></p><p>Fuck you Chief!  Fuck you Steven Chea!!  You fucking idiots!!!  Oh and I'm assuming because of Foles' contract, the Bears would add some draft capital too.  WIN/WIN!!! </p><p></p></body></html>

<div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/KTYwyQJ" href="https://twitter.com/mlombardiNFL/status/1239625119858909184"></a></div></div></div><p>Chief, that doughy idiot who got a parking ticket while borrowing my car this weekend, is BEGGING for the Bears to sign Teddy Bridgewater:</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/8ukSOnV" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/2091351/the-chicago-bears-are-reportedly-going-after-teddy-bridgewater"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>Fuck that noise.  He moves the needle marginally and hasn't proven he can win SHIT.  Nothing, zip, nada, nil, zilch.  But ya know who has proven he can win on the game's biggest stage?</p><p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/c68e58d7.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:0.9395465994962217;width:100%"></p><p>Big Dick Nick Foles, that's who!!!  Fuck outta here with Teddy Bridgewater.  Give me the guy who a mere<u><strong> 7 </strong></u>seasons ago put up these numbers:</p><p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/187237b0.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy" style="aspect-ratio:12.320754716981131;width:100%"></p><p>Sure, he hasn't had more than 7 TD passes in a single season since 2015 but he took down the big bad wolves in Tom Brady and Bill Bellichick in what was a historic post season run in 2017-18:</p><p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/03/16/8795be5d.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy" style="aspect-ratio:6.107843137254902;width:100%"></p><p>DOMINATION.  Super Bowl MVP.  Gun slinger.  Cocksman.  Kingslayer.  Nick Foles has all of that in spades and is who you, a Chicago Bears fan, should want leading your offense in 2020-21.</p><p>Just gotta keep him healthy and if history is any indicator, we have <strong><u>no reason to believe</u></strong> he won't be starting 16 games in 2020-21, assuming there is in fact a football season.  Thank god Pace came to his senses, listened to me and passed on Bridgewater.  Smartest thing he's done in forever.  Now let's sit back, relax, and strap it down to some of Nick Foles' best passes:</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/IkzeSF0" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqGTjWcla3U"></a></div></div></div><p></p><p>Fuck you Chief!  Fuck you Steven Chea!!  You fucking idiots!!!  Oh and I'm assuming because of Foles' contract, the Bears would add some draft capital too.  WIN/WIN!!! </p><p></p>