The Washington Post's Simulated NCAA Tournament Is THE Only Fair Way To Determine This Year's Champion

Thank you to the Washington Post for doing this. I think we can all agree that with the curve flattening initiative and mandated shutdowns and cancellations and social distancing going on in this country, a simulation made by a major daily newspaper that boasts FORTY SEVEN Pulitizer Prizes is the only fair way to determine a champion. No one can question that credibility. Anyways, I'm not going to post the recap of all 63 games because that's what you can click on their link for, but I will tell you who won the championship....

Drum roll please.........................................

BOOOOOM!!! Hang the banner!!!

(and Ohio State already did)

If you think I was going to blog this to let you know that Kansas or Duke won the National Championship you're a fucking moron. Check the name, baby. OHIO'S TATE: THE 2020 National Champions! Think if the refs didn't fuck us in the college football semis against Clemson. We'd join 2006 Florida as the only team to ever win both the basketball and football championships in the same year. What an accomplishment.

So, when's the parade? Assuming we'll have to postpone it til mid-May or whatever, but I'll wait. This is huge. CHAMPIONS.

Oh, and pay Big Cat his money!!!