22 Year Old Girl With Coronavirus Struggling To Figure Out How She Got It After Going Out To A Club On Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, And Saturday

Sadly this 22 year old girl tested positive for coronavirus. Never want to see that. She then did a long Twitter thread detailing each day, how she felt, what symptoms she had, etc. 

But then came the best worst tweet of all time. She finally answered the question everyone wanted to know- how did you get coronavirus? Her answer is priceless:

I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S MY GUESS!!!! OH IS IT??? 

I want to believe SO BADLY that tweet is tongue in cheek but nothing about her tweet thread or tone makes my believe she is trolling there. Unfuckingbelievable. 

This is why I've been screaming about why people need to stay inside. 

If you go to a bar, remember that we have ding dong brains like Bjonda hanging out touching everything. Imagine how many people she was in contact with. Disgusting. And she went out Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Fucking hell. 

I'm so sick of all these morons still going to the beach, socializing, going to bar, all of it. Why is it so hard to stay inside? Like, why is the concept of that so lost on people? Is it just people love doing the opposite of what they are told? It's unfathomable to me that there are people who won't take this seriously until the death toll is higher. They need blood in the streets before taking it seriously. The reason everything is shut down and locked up is to avoid exactly that! Low death numbers means we are doing it right, because the data shows if we didn't quarantine, 80% of Americans would get it and 4 million people will die! And yet we still have Bjonda going out 4 nights a week and infecting the entire universe!!!! It's MADNESS!!!!!!

I'm just so sick of stupid people. I wish there was a way only morons could get it and infect each other. Unfortunately though all the idiots still going out are going to spread it to their grandparents over Easter weekend and wonder why Grannie is dead. It's because you wouldn't stop taking shots at Daytona Beach you asshole.