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Carmelo Way Too Casually Drops The Story Of LeBron Once Saving His Life While In The Ocean ... Wait, WHAT?!?

Wait, what the fuck? Feel like Carmelo needs to not be laughing during this story or at least not drop it so casually. Oh, yeah, out in the ocean, remember that time I was drifting away because of the current? LOL! Maybe it's just me, but if I'm in a near death scenario I'm not casually dropping it. I'm either hyping that shit up so I have a story to tell at a bar or making it seem way more serious than it was. You gotta learn how to sell - storytelling 101 here, Melo. 

I will say this. The ocean is fucking terrifying. I mean I get in the ocean and have gone to the ocean every summer of my life. Just watch one YP episode of Barstool Outdoors or follow the man on Twitter. Too many scary animals in there for me. Don't care if that sounds soft. Put my ass in a pool and I'm content. Maybe it's getting older or living in the midwest for 14 years now. You don't have to deal with a current or animals in a pool. 

I'm actually more shocked that LeBron hasn't brought this up in every interview. Seems like something he'd talk about all the time. There's a joke here about him saving Melo's life and dragging the sorry ass 2007 Cavs to the Finals somewhere too. Regardless, I just can't believe how casual Melo drops this and that LeBron doesn't talk about it all the time. I'm sure he'll bring it up the next IG he does while drinking wine.