Maybe This Is Just The Quarantine Talking, But I Am Highly Aroused By This Time-Lapse Video Of Bread Baking
Do it again! Do it again! Do it again!
Feel like I need a cigarette and a cold shower after that. I mean when that crust splits on an extra thiccccc loaf of sourdough??
One of the most satisfying things I ever did see. And don't even get me started on the croissants. Did you see all of those layers? LORDY!!! Beautifully golden brown. Crispy. Flaky. If any bakers out there wanted to set up an OnlyFans account and just put out videos like this, I'd need to have my credit card taken away from me. Now I understand why some folks out there choose to pay for porn.
By the way--not sure if I ever got around to writing a blog about it or if it was just a tweet, but sourdough bread is maybe the most dominant 1-seed of all time.
Sourdough is a five-tool player in the bread game. It does everything well. Cold sandwiches, panini, grilled cheese, just toasted on its own with some butter and jam. It's the Gretzky of bread and it's time everybody gets on the same page here.