What Football Coaches Will Sound Like The First Practice Back From Quarantine

This is a tough time for all of us, but football coaches? 

Holy shit. 

I'm not even talking about NFL coaches or college coaches.

I'm talking about those high school coaches who don't really know what they're talking about and have probably never moved more than 15 minutes away from where they played in high school and just cannot wait to flex their coach muscles over some poor sophomore who just wants to get high. 

We all know one. We all probably had one. 

Fuckin' Johnson better pick it up quick.