This 2015 List Of Boston's 50 Most Fashionable People Is An Absolute Joke

Who the fuck put this list together? On what planet am I only the 29th most fashionable Bostonian? Listen I can live with Edelman, Brady, Gisele, Gronk, Kayna Whitworth,Chris Evans, Maria Menonous being ahead of me. With those people there is at least some debate. It’s six of one half dozen of the other. But Dane Cook? You’re putting Dane Cook ahead of me? Ramiro and Pebbles are ahead of me? NO FUCKING WAY. The fact I’m on the 2nd half of this list basically invalidates the entire thing. I’m a top 15 or top 10 type of guy. That’s just how it goes. Anybody who knows anything about fashion knows that. I mean who put Jeans out of business? I did. How many of these fools even have clothing sponsorships? (Miltons…ever heard of it?) Or have exhaustive tshirts lines with catchy slogans on them? Or own a high end Purple Starfish line? The answer is me, me, me and me. Pay the man his money.

If This Is Only The #29 Most Stylish Bostonian I’ll Eat My Hat

Feitelberg Note: Here’s all I have to say about this list.