The Day of Reckoning Has Arrived for the DevNest – Barstool 3.0 Has Launched

 

The new layout sucks!  I WANT THE OLD SITE BACK!   Fuck you Pres!   I hope you didn’t pay these motherfuckers!  I QUIT THIS BITCH!  BARSTOOL SUCKS!  Pres jumped the shark.   DIE!

That’s gonna be our world for the next 48-72 hours.  It doesn’t matter if our new site literally sucked your dick.   Nobody likes change.  Hell I don’t like change, but it had to be done.  This is only the 3rd redesign we’ve had in 10 fucking years.  We were working with a backend that was held together with glue and string and shit.  Antiquated doesn’t even begin to describe how old it was.  It’s a miracle we survived as long as we did.  The only goal with this new site was to make the user experience better and faster and move us into the 21st century.  That’s it.  (And make a shit ton more jew gold for me)   That was my only concern.  So even though I’m sure people are gonna bitch and moan in the long run you’ll get used to it just like you did the last switch and you’ll be a better man, husband, wife, daughter whatever because of it.

There are going to be kinks. We know that. The DevNest literally didn’t go to sleep last night.  They are working around the clock to have this thing firing on all cylinders by Monday.  If you have issues can contact the DevNest

Login Issues: login@barstoolsports.com

General Issues: devnest@barstoolsports.com

Tweet complaints @devnestnate

 

YOU NEED TO UPDATE YOUR MOBILE APPS TO GET IT TO WORK

 

CLICK FOR NEW IPHONE UPDATE TO GET YOUR APP TO WORK

Yes you need to update your apps.  Also we already know we have 1 major flaw that will be fixed soon.  Basically when you click on a story in the app and then click back it doesn’t take you to the same spot.  You go to the top of the page and have to scroll again.  It’s a pain in the ass. I already slapped DevNest Nate across the face as punishment for that oversite.  It will be fixed soon.