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Game Of Thrones Characters Try And Explain 4 Seasons Of The Show In 30 Seconds

 

Independent- Given that it has to condense reams of information from George R. R. Martin, HBO’s Game of Thrones intricate plot can be a little hard to keep all together in your head in between seasons. For anyone who has forgotten or is looking to catch-up, Entertainment Weekly asked the cast to sum up the whole show’s synopsis in 30 seconds. “Death, death, death, revenge, death, revenge, death, revenge,” Maisie Williams said quite succinctly. “Blood, death, boobs, blood death boobs….dragons,” Emilia Clarke echoed, adding hopefully: “Daenerys wins?” Kit Harrington struggled to piece it together, mumbling: “Ned gets killed… dragons get hatched… sex, not necessarily loving… Jon Snow gets progressively more upset.”

 

 

Not that hard IMHO. There’s only a handful of reasons why all of us millions of people watch GOT and, not surprisingly, Khaleesi nailed it because she’s awesome. Blood, death, boobs.  That’s it.  I mean, a few more boobs shots of Khaleesi would be welcomed with open arms but whatever.  You can throw out story and plot and character development.  When I sit down to watch GOT on Sunday nights I want three things.  Blood, death, boobs (and dragons). The makers of GOT clearly understand that because there’s almost always a tremendous amount of each of those things in each episode.  Doesn’t even matter if the sex involved is incest.  I’m still onboard.  Weird?  You’re weird.

 

PS- Need Peter Dinklage in my crew.  Dude is the best.