Physics Teacher Strikes Kid Directly In The Dick With An Axe

Well that’s one way to get fired.  Physics teachers are right up there with the Phys-Ed department in High School hardoability.  Just because they understand the laws of the universe they think their shit doesn’t stink. I once had a teacher who attempted an inertia experiment by literally chucking a bowling ball at full blast into the chalkboard.  Screamed like a madman all the way.  Sure, he could have done that egg drop thing, but Isaac Newton wasn’t a pussy.  A virgin, yes, but not a pussy.

If every action has an equal and opposite reaction, then I would assume this axe master of AP Physics got a POW straight to the dickens after this one.  Not that it matters.  Mr. Wizard voluntarily retired his dick when he decided to grow that thing on his face.

Talk about a Nutty Professor.  Amiright???  I’ll show myself out.