Someone Needs To Explain To Big Baby Davis That If You're An "Enforcer" You Can't Also Be A "Flopper"

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First of all, what a hilarious shove by Chris Kaman. That was the basketball equivalent of flipping over the Monopoly board and going to your room. Dude was just done with basketball for the night, ball stolen away from him by some short pipsqueak and his immediate reaction was simply “fuck this, I’m out”. Knew it right away too. Pushed him and then turned around and did that “maybe if I walk fast enough away the Cops won’t catch me”.

Now as for the subsequent scuffle or whatever that was, what the fuck was Big Baby doing? You can’t be the first guy into the scrum, ready to throw hands and also the first guy to flop on the ground like a dead fish.

Either you’re an enforcer or you’re not. Could you imagine Ron Artest, Charles Oakley, Kendrick Perkins, or Udonis Haslem doing this? No, you can’t, because they understand what the enforcer role means. Enforcers are always the first in the scum and they never back up or leave their feet. It’s enforcer 101. So figure it out Big Baby, figure out what you are, because what you did last night made zero sense. The ref should have kicked you out too for being a shitty wannabe enforcer. At least Kaman went for it.

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Guy was so pumped about the “fight” just completely forgot how to sit in a chair.