Window Washers Caught In A Wind Storm 91 Stories Up Will Make You Poop Your Pants

Daily Mail- When you apply for a job as a skyscraper window cleaner, a head for heights is essential. But you probably don’t anticipate being repeatedly slammed into the side of the building as your platform is thrown around like a toy in the wind. Such was the fate of two window cleaners working at a skyscraper in Shanghai recently, People’s Daily Online reported, with their ordeal filmed from inside the building by an onlooker. The incident occurred at the 91st floor of the 101-storey Shanghai World Financial Centre, the city’s second-tallest building at 492 metres (1,614ft). The one-minute video shows the platform swing violently in wind with the Lujiazui Financial District hundreds of metres below.

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You’re welcome for posting this later in the day so you don’t have to sit at work for too long with a huge shit in your pants.  Do they not have forecasts in China?  I’m gonna venture to guess that they don’t.  Or the window washers are straight up morons.  You gotta look at the forecast before you go up there.  That should actually be the first thing you do in the morning if you’re a professional window washer. If you don’t you run the risk of ending up like those poor souls. Just out there, 91 stories above the Earth,getting whipped around like Dorothy’s house.  You don’t get a good look at their faces but they’re for sure crying.  I know that because I’d be crying and so would you.