Nothing Says "Happy Easter!" Like A Toy Bunny Stuffed With 30,000 Dollars Worth Of Meth

Daily Mail- A drug dealer who was facing a dilemma over how to transport $30,000 worth of meth decided to stuff into an Easter bunny and stick it in the mail. It was sniffed out by a police dog in Tulsa County, Oklahoma, and the intended recipient, Carolyn Ross, has now been arrested by police. When cops sliced open the bunny they found two condoms filled with the drugs. Police were baffled over the decision to use a children’s toy to smuggle the stuff:  Tahlequah Police Chief Nate King said: ‘The Easter Bunny I thought was a strange touch. ‘There were two condoms and meth stuffed inside the rabbit. It’s not the prize egg that we want in Tahlequah.’ The pound of meth has a street value of around $30,000.  ‘We’ve intercepted narcotics in the mail before,’ said Chief Nate King.  Tahlequah police were alerted by Tulsa County deputies that the package was to be delivered to Ross’s home. ‘We didn’t know who at the home would receive the meth or if they knew what they were receiving,’ King said. One officer went to Ross’s home and posed as a delivery man.

Hell yeah!  Drug dealers getting in to the holiday spirit.  I love it.  You can’t ask for much more than that.  Oh you think criminals are nothing but heartless souls walking around trying to sell you on a high and a good time?  Well think again.  They’re considerate.  They’re allowed to include holiday themes into their work.  Believe it or not, what they do is a craft.  A craft that can be perfected and molded like any other job.  “Hey today we’re dealing 30,000 dollars worth of meth.  What kind of packaging should we put it in?  Manila folder?  Up a homeless guy’s butt? No!  Wait! It’s Easter Sunday!  Let’s put it in a toy bunny!”  Walter White and Jesse Pinkman would be proud of that type of creativity.  Well, ya know, except for the part where they got caught.  Other than that, great idea. Some people get Reese’s eggs for Easter and others get meth.  All about preference.

PS- What’s with that police chief having a Woody Paige-type board in his office?  Does he write different motivational quotes every day?  I hope that’s what he does.  Like a chick on Facebook just making up random shit to sound philosophical.  Reach for the stars so if you fall you’ll land on a cloud or you’ll fall and break your neck but what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.