Miguel Angel Jimenez Just Got You Pregnant

Most interesting man in the world.  Best stretch out routine in the game.  Women want him and men want to be him.  I’m not even sure why he feels the need to stretch out.  He’s the loosest and coolest mother fucker on the planet.  Oh wait, I know why.  It’s for the ladies (and the gentlemen).  Give’em a little show.  Let’em see the goods.  Congratulations, you’re pregnant.

PS- There needs to be a raffle where you can win a night out with Miguel.  Can you imagine the pussy you’d get?  He’s for sure the best wing man on the planet too.  Charisma and a deep knowledge of fine wines.