Mongo Nation T Shirts Now On Sale!
One nation…unda guard…with libbity, and just is, for all
Yesterday Mike got a call from a listener inquiring about Mongo Nation and how you can officially be initiated into the club. Well here is how the initiation works.
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
1) Hi my name is Kevin, and I’m a Mongo.
Step 2: Get blocked by Michael Kay
Step 3) Get your official Mongo Nation shirt from Barstool
And thats really it. Admit that you have a bizarre obsession with a 60 year old sports radio host. Admit you have a bizarre grudge against a different sports radio host. And rock this t shirt. Then you’re a mongo. No hazing. No nonsense. The more the merrier. We are Legion. We are Mongos.
Now of course there’s levels within Mongo Nation. We’re like the Free Masons. Guys like @OrdioMongo and @BigActionBill and @MikeFrancesaNY are the Fore Fathers of Mongo Nation. They hold the knowledge and secrets that only the elite level Mongos can hold. If you want to rise within the ranks you must first complete this Mike Zaun crossword puzzle and address them first. But for the rest of you guys who want to be sports radio losers like the rest of us, just get this t shirt.