A$AP Rocky Almost Fought A Bunch Of Dudes In A London Bagel Shop

Lawsuits are ruining the world and I’ll tell you why.  Lawsuits and smartphones.  Because somebody needed to get punched there.  I don’t know who, but somebody needed to get punched, and the only reason they didn’t was because of lawsuits and smartphones.  If those dudes really did throw something at A$AP Rocky’s car then they deserved to get punched.  If they didn’t throw something at A$AP Rocky’s car and he was just being an asshole in a bagel shop then A$AP deserved to get punched.  The only reason nobody ended up getting punched was because people whipped out their smartphones the second the altercation started and if fists did end up flying then somebody is gonna get sued (more than likely the rich rapper would get sued).  We had all that build up and then…….nothing.  They all went their separate ways.  Booooooooring and nobody learned any lessons.  Punches are teaching tools when somebody is being an asshole.  Somebody gets hit, they think “Man, I didn’t like how that felt. Maybe I’ll correct whatever behavior led up to this moment” and the world keeps on turning.

PS- London dudes talking shit is hard to decipher.  I didn’t understand one word they said,.  If an English person ever talked shit to me I’d be nothing but confused.  Just like, “I no longer know what we’re arguing about because your words don’t make sense.”