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BMX Biker Rides Across The Top Of A Lamborghini Parked In Manhattan

Listen this is a dickhead move. Really no need to jump your bike on top of a car just to be one of these asshole BMX losers. But you know what the bigger asshole move is? Parking your Lamborghini on the streets of Manhattan. Quite literally the last place on earth you should have a sports car that fancy and expensive. When you park your car on the streets of New York its in God’s hands. You’re now the flashy asshole in a world where everyone else is just trying to find parking and hope their car doesnt get hit and hope they dont get a ticket. Everyone has those rubber bumper blockers. People are driving dumb ass smart cars. Everyone is just trying to survive with an automobile and you’re just dropping a $250,000 car in everyone’s face.

So you gotta know that assholes are gonna do stupid shit to your car. Just because. Just because you’re rich and they’re not and you’re flashy and they’re not and people are spiteful. Now, if the owner of this car catches BMX Brah he has every right to strangle the life out of him. But don’t act like you didnt bring it upon yourself.