Somebody Asked Stephen Hawking A Question About Zayn And One Direction Because We Needed His Opinion On It

Hey so I hear you’re going to a Stephen Hawking lecture.  That’s pretty great.  Dude is stupid smart.  That’ll be a cool experience.  I think he does a Q&A session at the end of those.  Are you gonna ask him a question?  Oh you are?  Nice.  What are you gonna ask?  He’s really smart.  Maybe how time works?  Or aliens?  Or alternate universes?  Or black holes?  Or string theory? Or how the Earth was created and what the entire meaning on human existence is?

“I’m gonna ask him his thoughts on Zayn leaving One Driection.”

Well okay then.  Because it’s 2015 and that’s a question that totally needs to be asked to the smartest dude on the planet.  The person who submitted that question needs to be thrown into the nearest black hole.  Where is that, Stephen?  Point me in it’s direction and I’ll do it myself.  To Hawking’s credit, he nailed the answer. He somehow weaved in the perfect amount of humor and smart sciencey stuff to construct the perfect response.  Fear not, ladies.  There are infinite universes and in one Zayn is still in the group.  Not only that, but the evidence would suggest that in another one you are having regular sex with Zayn. Yippy!  For a dude who has to use a computer to talk Hawking seems to have a pretty fantastic sense of humor.  He didn’t even hesitate on that answer.  Somehow, even with the computer voice, he nailed the joke with precision.  He could’ve just as easily said, “I don’t need this shit” and stormed (rolled) off stage.  Nobody would’ve blamed him.