I Envy This Owner Who Trained His Dog To Ring A Bell Whenever She Has To Go Poop

Hey pal, you think you’re so special because you get your dog to obey your every word? Guess what, you’re right. I’ve been around my fair share of canines ranging from delightfully intelligent to blissfully retarded. The smart one’s are obviously great. The dumb dogs, however lovable they may be, are a struggle for sanity. The woman has chihuahua mixed breed where every time she hears a police siren she instinctively goes on notice more than any black male in human history, sprints under the bed, and shits her brains out. The giant rodent then tracks her feces all over the apartment not only expects, but demand a treat. Of course the woman still thinks she’s the cutest thing ever because she’s fucking helpless, but the damn thing had an IQ equivalent to a toaster or Vince Young. Meanwhile this mutt is not only potty trained but cleans off her paws when she’s done. 50% of humans don’t even wash their hands after they shit, and I’m guessing there are some of us who accidentally relieve themselves more than Kaiah ever has. Just when you think you’re above a shart is when life hands you lemons and there’s no lemonade that can be made. Both myself and Sandy Lyle know all too well.