Mookie Betts Has The Most Three-Home Run Games In Major League Baseball History

So he's technically tied for the record. Big whoop. Who gives a shit. He's going to break that record. He's at the top of the list right now. Might do it tomorrow just to get it out of the way and claim it for himself once and for all. He's 27 fucking years old and he's already played in more games where he's hit three home runs than Barry Bonds, Ken Griffey Jr., Alex Rodriguez, Albert Pujols, Ted Williams, fucking anyone not named Johnny Mize or Sammy Sosa. He was not on the Dodgers prior to February of this calendar year. He wasn't a free agent, either. A team decided it was the smart thing to trade this guy, this historic character in the oldest team sport's story, because he wanted to get paid as one of the great players in the game today. They made it seem like they had to do this all to save $13 million short term dollars. I told you I'd never get over this and I meant that shit. This is only going to get worse before it gets better. The Red Sox should be ashamed of themselves.