BREAKING: White Sox Dave Claims He Lost His Infamous Battle Vs. Gum...ON PURPOSE???

Incredible.  “I never thought to put that spin on it til just now."  Of course. An actual hilarious rebuttal if WSD had the mental fortitude to think of that defense in 2014...and it's even more hilarious to think that he thought of it 6 years later.  The thought process combined with the haircut/beard belongs in a museum.  A museum of zoos animals, but a museum nonetheless.  

The shower didn't take.  

Oh, ROTC Dave.  He may be a meatball, but he's our meatball. 

Live now with the Grunt soon:

Let's giddy up.