Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Didn't Know He Had A Dart Stuck Up His Nose For 44 Years Until He Sneezed It Out?

Metro- A chronic blocked-nose sufferer can breathe easily again after sneezing out a dart that had been stuck up his nostril for decades. Steve Easton, 51, often had a case of the sniffles and put it down to hay fever. But after a sneezing fit last month, he saw the sucker tip of a toy dart fly out. The piece, the size of a 1p coin, was only slightly changed. ‘I thought, “Where the hell has this come from?”’ he said. ‘I was blown away. ‘I spoke to my mum and she said, “Oh yes, we took you to hospital when you were seven because we thought you had inhaled one”.’ Mr Easton, of Camberley, Surrey, added: ‘I wonder if there’s anything else up there.’

How does that happen?  How?  There’s only two explanations.  One, he has the worst luck with doctors in the world.  This means that every time for 44 years that he went to the doctor and was like, “Ya know doc, it just feels like there’s something up there.  I’m constantly sniffling and sneezing and….I don’t know.  Can you check and see if something is lodged up there?” and every time the doctors couldn’t find shit.  Not a single one noticed anything wrong and probably thought the dude was crazy .  The second explanation is the one that makes the most sense.  The dude just never goes to the doctor.  Like ever.  I get that.  I don’t either.  The only thing that can happen to a person at the doctor’s office is you get bad news.  That’s it.  That’s what they’re for.  Doctors are there to tell you that you’re dying either slower or faster than the average person.  Nobody walks into a doctor’s office walks out and is like, “They told me my dick is gonna grow!”  Nope.  It’s cancer or you’re dying at a normal rate.  So if this guy didn’t go to the doctor because he feared there was a tumor up his nose then I’m 110% with him. It all worked out in the end.  No more dart!