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Guy Loses One Arm And Breaks The Other In A Work Accident, Friends Get Him The Perfect Shirt

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And those are exactly the type of friends you need.  Not the ones that will come over and, “Oh my god.  I feel so bad for you.  Are you gonna be okay?  What can I do to help you?”  Grossssssssssss.  Get the fuck outta my face.  You need the friends who will give you shit despite losing one of your arms and having the other one brown in a work accident.  If you don’t have friends that will relentlessly make fun of you when you screw up or something absolutely horrible happens to you then you don’t have any real friends.  The friends who bought that kid the shirt are the real MVP of his friend group.  Everybody else and their pity can kick rocks.

 

PS- Sorry about your arms, man.