Bill Cosby Went On Good Morning America And Was Asked About Rape And Yup, He Makes Zero Sense

 “I am prepared to tell this young person the truth about life. I’m not sure that they will come like that. I think that many of them say, ‘You’re a hypocrite, you say one thing, you say the other.’ My point is, OK, listen to me carefully. I’m telling you where the road is out. I’m telling you, where, as you’re driving, you’re going to go into water and it looks like it might only be three inches deep. But, you and your car are going to go down. Now, do you want to go here or do you want to be concerned about who’s giving you the message?” 

Oh boy, we have officially entered “Bill Cosby is starting to get so old that even he thinks he didn’t rape all those women” territory. Maybe this is like when Sammy Sosa forgot how to speak English in front of the Congressional Hearing on Steroids, Cosby is just embracing the delusional old guy look and going all the way, rambling incoherent thoughts where real ideas used to be because holy shit that made zero sense.

 “I have been in this business 52 years and—I will—I’ve never seen anything like this. Reality is the situation, and I can’t speak.

Ummm neither have we Bill. You seemingly Raped A LOT of people, like a lot a lot, so yes this is a rare occurrence that everyone wants to take about your rapes and not about jello pudding.

On the plus side though, sounds like Cosby has some awesome ideas in the works. New show anyone? I’m fucking in.

“I really know about what I’m going to do tomorrow. I have a ton of ideas to put on television about people and their love for each other.”