Four Thieves Almost Pull Off The Perfect Crime, Robbing A Young Girl Blind...As She Was In A 25 Person Zoom Class

NY POST —Two crooks learned their lesson after breaking into a home in Ecuador and robbing a student – while 25 of her classmates witnessed the crime on Zoom and sounded the alarm, according to a report.

The girl, identified as Maria Jose, was taking part in an online English class in her home in the city of Ambato in Tungurahua when the bungling bandits broke in last week, apparently unaware they were in full view of everyone, the Daily Mail reported.

“Does anyone have the address or the number of her parents?” one shocked student says, prompting another to say they had it.

A third classmate then says, “Call her straight away!”

Mediocre criminals get spotted by a witness but "take care of the situation," wink wink if you know what I mean, which is they kill them. 

Bad criminals get spooted by a witness and let them live, which lets them bring their alive selves straight to the police station to identify them. 

Terrible criminals get absolutely dominated in every way shape and form, completely emasculated by a little boy whose family forgot him for the holidays. 

I don't know what adjective you use for the burglars who literally walked straight into the field of vision of twenty-five (25) witnesses. You almost have to try to fail so completely. And it's a shame because this little girl was STOCKED UP with goodies perfect for thieving:

The screen with Maria being robbed then freezes as the goons swipe her laptop, as well as a safe, $4,000 worth of cash, two guns, a puncturing weapon, two cell phones and a video game console.

Maybe they did a good job casing the place, help them save face a little bit. But speaking of faces, those 25 kids who saw theirs as they literally sat on the internet with a phone in their hands — they were caught within minutes of fleeing the house.

If it weren't for those meddling kids...