"New York City Parking" Is The World's Most Extreme Sport
"People will kill for a parking spot in New York City!"
Not since George Constanza's 1992 showdown in front of Tom's Market has a New York City parking space showdown reached this level of intensity. And they didn't have to worry about the threat of coronavirus ripping their insides apart back then.
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Yes this may be the worst street fight ever recorded on camera, in any city. But that just goes to show how meaningful the elusive NYC parking space is — a man is willing to throw down despite absolutely zero training or experience in physical confrontation to defend his little empty chunk of concrete.
I mean do you know how expensive the fucking lots in this city are?
You'd end up on your back throwing wild bicycle kicks like this Curt Schilling/R-p-port hybrid too.
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PS,
Ngl there are at least 3 or 4 NFL scouts out there on Twitter that took notice of the dude in the grey shirt's 15 yard downfield block.