The Point Break Remake Trailer Is Out

 

 

Listen everybody knows I’m a Point Break fanatic.   A week rarely goes by where I don’t drop at least one Bohdi quote.  I’ve sold like 10 different Point Break shirts.  The movie is a borderline religion for me.   So what I’m about to say could surprise some people.  I don’t hate this trailer.   Like if you’re gonna remake Point Break you might as well make it a totally different plot.  Because there is no way anybody can ever be Bodhi like Patrick Swayze was Bohdi.  Nobody can ever be Special Agent Utah like Keaunu Reeves.   There will never be another Ben Harp.  They were the perfect people to play the perfect roles with the perfect script at the perfect time.   It will never be recreated.   So you might as well just go totally different.  Don’t make it about surfing.   Make it about X games and weird shit.  Make Bohdi have dark hair.   Make Utah be a blonde.  The only thing that is the same about this movie is the names.   It’s not even really a remake.  It’s just kind of a cool looking movie that has nothing to do with the original and that’s how I like it.