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There's Scared, And Then There's Getting Attacked By A Bird As Your Dad Laughs In Your Face Scared

Well isn't that lovely. Nothing like creating some life long memories with the old man as a bird nearly pecks you to death on your razor scooter. You can't tell me that wasn't real fear either because it was. I mean that kid was terrified. Look at his face!

He was pumping down the hill screaming the entire time. The best part of the whole video was right when you thought it was going to stop, right when you thought dad would come to the rescue, he simply panned the camera and watched him ride off into the sunset…

Incredible. Hopefully this kid gets in therapy sooner rather than later because he's going to need it. Best of luck, kiddo!