Have We Talked About Kanye’s Birthday Party at Staples Center Yet?

I guess this is what happens when I’m at the Belmont, Big Cat is working in Tampa and KFC and Feitleberg are on permanent summer vacation. Shit starts slipping through the cracks. I’m not sure how we haven’t mentioned this yet. Kanye throwing his 38th birthday party (age of kings) at the Staples Center. Renting the whole fucking place out to play hoop. And naturally the Biebs stole the show. Just draining jumpers left and right and going man bun in the process. Damn that’s some fucking hair. Kid looks like a real life Ken Doll. The one thing I will say is hiring refs for a pickup game with your buddies and shooting free throws is pretty fucking lame. Call your own fouls dude.