The Internet Made Fun Of Dan Bilzerian For Skipping Leg Day

Wait second.  Isn’t this basically internet cannibalism?  Hardos feeding on hardos?  That’s what it feels like to me.  The guys calling out bro king Dan Bilzerian for having chicken legs are the same dudes who worship the guy.  Or that they’re being try-hards by making fun of his legs but Bilzerian is the biggest try-hard in the world.  There’s a disconnect there.  Very confusing.  And I don;t wanna side with Bilzerian here but you give me no choice.  Would you rather be an internet commentor who makes fun of Dan Bilzerian legs while surrounded by models or Dan Bilzerian?  Exactly.  And also, anybody who says, “Don’t skip leg day!” can wander into traffic.  I’m still not positive Bilzerian actually fucks these girls though.  Wouldn’t he have a sex tape by now?  Part of me thinks that within 30 minutes of every Instagram picture he posts where he’s surrounded by girls, he’s making out with a dude.  That just feels like where this story is going.

And how does Bilzerian respond?

2015 is magic.