Minnie Mouse Brawls With Hello Kitty In Times Square Over Tips

Daily Mail - It was a real-life cat and mouse fight when Hello Kitty and Minnie Mouse clashed in Times Square. Police say two women underneath the costumed characters were arrested on assault charges after fighting over tips on Thursday afternoon. The women had posed with an individual that was passing by and received a tip for the photo op. However, when the passer-by provided only one tip, the two women began to brutally brawl over who should receive the cash. The money was given to Hello Kitty, with the intention that it would be split between the two.  However, Minnie Mouse did not trust that Hello kitty would share.  As a result of the fight, Melendez received a cut to her upper lip and Mocha received an abrasion to the side of her face. It’s just the latest in a series of ugly incidents that has the Times Square Alliance and local politicians calling for reform of the so-called ‘Muppet Mafia.’ Sandra Mocha, 34, of Queens, and Giovanna Melendez, 40, of New Jersey, were cuffed at the scene and charged with assault

There’s a few groups of women in this world that are not to be trifled with:

1) Sassy Black Chicks. Particularly while on public transportation during a dispute of some sort.

2) Girls who wear Jordan’s. 99 times out of 100 the are Puerto Rican girls who probably have razor blades under their tongues.

3) Female Cab Drivers. What the fuck is going on there? Any female that is ugly enough/stupid enough to not just go be a bartender or a waitress or a stripper or any of the other 5 million professions that are better than being a cab driver is bad news. Its one of the darkest, seediest, most dangerous professions there is. Steer clear.

4) Female Times Square Characters.

This is like the cab drivers but infinitely worse. Times Square Character Life is seriously as dangerous as it gets. Its nothing but violence and sexual assault. Its survival of the fittest out there as you scramble against illegal aliens, sex offenders, and other various criminals for tips from Asians and children. That is no life for a lady. Like I said with cab drivers, theres a fucking TON of professions women can do before stooping as low as being a Times Square character. You’re telling me Sandra Mocha and Giovanna Melendez wouldnt rather just go be housekeepers? Just go be maids and clean houses and make like twice as much money and not have to brawl each other on the street for pennies from tourists? No joke I think I would actually just be a full blown prostitute before I was a chick Times Square character. You’re basically already completely immersed in that street life of danger. Might as well make real money.

But thats just how you know Mocha and Melendez are that next level of crazy. They’ve stooped as low as can be. Maybe because nobody trusts them to be their maid. Nobody wants to see them strip naked. They are all out of real life, human options and now spend their days in the streets fighting as Minnie Mouse and Hello Kitty. Truly rock bottom for female life. Stay very far away from these two.