Ian Rapoport Came #Back On Twitter After A 2 Week Suspension And Is Already Unloading Huge NFL News Bombs With The Smoothest Balls Known To Man (Including Dez Signing With A Team)

DON'T LET RAPSHEET GET HOT!!! I guess we can say that Ian's suspension ended at 11:30 AM ET and unleashed a massive load of news on the NFL world's face that had been stored up in his drafts for days following his suspension for reportedly posting about the wonderful Mascaped products.

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Anyway, back to Ian. The NFL Insider ecosystem was all fucked up the last few weeks with Schefty being able to employ the entire graphics department at the Worldwide Leader to make Photoshops for the massive news nukes he was dropping since he didn't have to worry about getting his scoops eaten up by the GOAT.

Well now Ian Rapoport is back with not only a reportedly smooth scrotum but also reports fresh off the NFL grapevine that Schefty couldn't reach (we all remember his Achilles heel is confirming Dez stories) as well as the best humor of any Rapoport in the sports media world today.

Don't worry Ian, you didn't miss much other than Lev Bell on the Chiefs, Antonio Brown potentially to the Seahawks, Yannick Ngakoue to the Ravens, two of the most likable QBs in the NFL switching spots on the depth chart down in Miami, and likely 10 other things I already forgot because nothing has seemed real this year. But I am sincerely happy you are back. 

Sorry for all the dick talk, by the way. I was just busting the extremely smooth balls of my former/current/never coworker.