Secret Service Agent Protecting Michelle Obama Suspended For Getting A Hot Chick's Digits During Event Then Sexting Her Late Night
Washington - A Secret Service agent can’t even send an indecent text message to a prospective date these days without his actions going public.
Our colleague Carol Leonnig, the authority on all things Secret Service, confirmed a National Enquirer report Wednesday that a junior agent met a young woman while on detail at a Michelle Obama-attended event. He approached her and, whilst protecting the first lady, got her phone number.
His meet-cute (if this was a romantic comedy) with the young woman at the May 20 event ended with him later sending her sexual images and suggestive texts. His possible distraction at the event and the subsequent messaging has put the junior agent under the scrutiny of federal investigators.
The Secret Service learned about the communication after the National Enquirer contacted the agency.
“The U.S. Secret Service is aware of these allegations,” USSS spokesman Brian Leary told Leonnig. “As is our policy with any allegation of misconduct, the Department of Homeland Security Office of Inspector General (DHS-OIG) has been notified and this matter will be investigated jointly between the DHS-OIG and the Secret Service Office of Professional Responsibility. At this time, the individual has been placed on administrative leave pending further investigation.”
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Holy shit, what is it, pick on the Secret Service year/decade? Can these guys catch a damn break? Every day it’s somebody prying into their lives, airing every little thing they do for fun to the world – harmless stuff like buying Colombian hookers, getting black out drunk in the Netherlands, paying for blowjobs, hotel room hookups, grabbing digits, sexting bitches late night. Just normal guys doing normal guy stuff. Let em live!! Let the men live!
Ok, it’s their job to make sure the most important person in the world and his family lives. That is very important. But if a bro can’t capitalize a little bit on his position of power and cop some pussy from it then what’s the point of even having the job? How can you expect these guys to jump in front of a bullet for the president if you crawl up their ass every time they do anything? These dudes are high alert, high stress, high tension basically 24/7/365, shouldn’t be the worst thing in the world to unwind and blow off a little steam.
Plus how much protection does she even need? Michelle Obama will whoop your ass boy.